Old age destroys fashion sense - official

I wouldn’t normally say anything … but I get the feeling someone should really point out to this old guy that this is not a good look …

Old age destroys fashion sense - official

I wouldn’t normally say anything … but I get the feeling someone should really point out to this old guy that this is not a good look …

Abacus Nursery, class of 2014. 
Maisie graduates from nursery school, time for big school in September! How did my baby girl get so big already?

Abacus Nursery, class of 2014.
Maisie graduates from nursery school, time for big school in September! How did my baby girl get so big already?

How come even at nearly 30 my little sister still manages to look like a pixie.

How come even at nearly 30 my little sister still manages to look like a pixie.

Me: "Finn, how's your Spanish going at school?"
Finn: "not good, I think olá means anguish."
Me: "you think olá means anguish?"
Finn: "yes, I meet someone in the street, they say 'olá', I pat them on the shoulder and say 'I pity you'"

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uless:

 I’m know these things go around from time to time, but if you guys could take a minute to read this one, and are inclined to help or reblog it, I’d be so grateful. 

This is my IRL best friend back home in Virginia. She is truly one of the most hardworking, brilliant, and kind hearted women I’ve ever known. 

She also has the worst luck I’ve ever seen. 

So please click the link and check it out and help if you’re moved to do so, I can’t think of a better place to throw a spare few bucks. 

I’ll let you touch my butt. 

<3

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Quite a bizarre evening. I got asked by a random Chinese man if I would be his girlfriend and make love to him. I explained that would not be possible, what with me being a guy and all so instead he’s asked me to teach him English history.

Got to be one of the weirdest conversations I’ve ever had.

Yet still we struggle to make a difference,
to change the world,
to dream of hope,
never knowing for certain who we will meet along the way.
Who among the world of strangers will hold our hand,
touch our hearts,
and share the pain of trying.

Mohinder Suresh
I got my first ever picture made just for me from Maisie today :)

I got my first ever picture made just for me from Maisie today :)

After several hours of tests Maisie has been diagnosed with HSP (Henoch–Schönlein purpura). It’s a condition connected with a pre-disposition to autoimmune conditions and, in an average group of 105,000 kids, 7 would be girls with it and only 2 of them would’ve contracted it during the summer.
My poor little girl, her legs are covered in lumps and bruises and she’s in lots of pain from the arthritis associated with it. She’s going to have to have hospital appointments every 2 weeks for the next 2 years to ensure she doesn’t develop kidney disease and they’ve said it could be 10 weeks before she can walk again.

She was really brave though and didn’t even murmur when they took blood or tried manipulating her joints even though the pain was bringing tears to her eyes.

I quite enjoy my job but …

My colleagues are useless when you have an emergency. Maisie’s been taken to hospital tonight. I desperately need to get over there and not one person will come in to cover for me. The only one who would cover is already working because she’s covering someone else.

They’re all either drunk or have made plans … or just aren’t bothering to answer.

The most annoying bit is the new kid should be in for his final training, in which case there’d be two here and no problem … But he hasn’t turned in, he’s gone off to catch a train somewhere instead.

Pink Floyd to release new album 'The Endless River' | News | NME.COM

Got to be the greatest news in music since The Beatles released Free as a Bird!!

I am soooo excited!!

There’s an old guy comes in to work every Saturday morning just to get me to give him horse racing tips.

I know absolutely nothing about horse racing. I have told him this but he insists I look it up on that ‘newfangled phone of yours’.

I don’t know if he’s ever won, but it’s a scary thought that someone’s relying on me as a tipster!

If you grew up in Britain in the 80s, this is one of the most famous streets in the world. Ahhh, Hovis.

If you grew up in Britain in the 80s, this is one of the most famous streets in the world. Ahhh, Hovis.

(Source: ivegotwarinmind)